If a conservative...if a liberal....
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If a conservative...if a liberal....
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.......Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor; then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.......Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor; then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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If a conservative believes being gay is evil, he tries to ban gay activities.
You forgot that one.
You forgot that one.
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I am a conservative, believe that gay activity is evil, and have never tried to ban gay activity. I also believe that lying is evil, and have never sought to make dishonesty a crime (except in cases of perjury), I have also never sought to make covetousness or the dishonoring of parents criminal, either.
Of course, you are likely looking at Deuteronomy, and perhaps can give me an example of a political party looking to reestablish the Deuteronomic code in American jurisprudence?
Of course, you are likely looking at Deuteronomy, and perhaps can give me an example of a political party looking to reestablish the Deuteronomic code in American jurisprudence?
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TerryRC wrote:If a conservative believes being gay is evil, he tries to ban gay activities.
You forgot that one.
The only activity that I have tied to ban is gay "marriage"--a desired union that makes homosexuals think that they act almost like normal.
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TerryRC wrote:If a conservative believes being gay is evil, he tries to ban gay activities.
You forgot that one.
I can't find one post on here that the poster has called for a ban on homosexual activities. Like Keli I believe homosexuality to be evil and the ones practicing homosexuality to be condemned. However, I don't seek to ban a person from being a homosexual and if they choose to marry that is a call between the state and them. If a person chooses to practice homosexuality, it is their choice and they must ulitmately faces the consequences of thier choice. I however, want no part of their perverted lifestyle nor will I in any way do anything that condones what they do, up to and including renting or selling a home to a homosexual couple. I will not support any amandement or law that recognizes homosexual marriage nor will I support any politican who chooses to support the recognition of homosexaul marriage. Just as the homosexual community has the right to support what they choose, I have the right to support what I believe.
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The only activity that I have tied to ban is gay "marriage"--a desired union that makes homosexuals think that they act almost like normal.
Normal. Is that like Palin's telling the christian conservative salt-of-the-earth that they are the "real Americans"?
Hubris to think that your way of life is the only "normal" way.
Normal. Is that like Palin's telling the christian conservative salt-of-the-earth that they are the "real Americans"?
Hubris to think that your way of life is the only "normal" way.
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What I don't understand is why there isn't a well organized effort by people of faith in this country to get the government out of the business of marriage. It doesn't belong there to begin with.
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Stephanie wrote:get the government out of the business of marriage. It doesn't belong there to begin with.
OOOOOOHHHHH, but there is heap much money in estates, heirships and inheritances.
Especially when there is no "blood" kin to lay claim to them.
Surely you know why the Catholic Church banned marriages for their Priests?
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