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A monkey is the Pope's uncle.
God made pre-humans into people, Vatican newspaper says
By Carol Glatz
Catholic News Service
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By Carol Glatz
Catholic News Service
VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- While apes evolved naturally into pre-human creatures, it was the will and desire of God that turned them into humans, an article in the Vatican newspaper said.
"The formation of human beings necessitated a particular contribution by God, though it remains that their emergence was brought about by natural causes" of evolution, it said.
The article, published in the May 5-6 edition of L'Osservatore Romano, was written by Italian evolutionary biologist Fiorenzo Facchini.
The article said that, "when the biological conditions necessary for supporting a being capable of reflective thought were attained, the will of God, the creator, freely desired it, and man came to be."
The article posed the question: Does this mean that humans evolved from chimpanzees?
"No, it might be better to say that at some point God willed a spark of intelligence to light up in the mind of a nonhuman hominid and thus came into existence the human as a being, as a subject capable of thought and the ability to decide freely," it said.
So rather than picturing it as humans descending from the apes, it said, humans ascended or rose up from the animal kingdom to a higher level, thanks to the hand of God.
As Pope Benedict XVI wrote in 1968 when he was Father Joseph Ratzinger, God wanted to create a being that could know him and be able to turn to him, the article said.
The emergence of the human is neither a casual or accidental event, nor is it something that was "strictly necessary," demanded by God or the evolutionary process, it said.
Evolution could have ended at the pre-human stage, it said, but thanks to "the free choice of God," humans emerged from their pre-human ancestors.
This divine intervention "does not represent an unwarranted intrusion (of theology) in the field of science -- as is the case with intelligent design -- but is called for in order to explain the presence of man's spirit" which cannot come from or evolve out of the material world, the article said.
The movement from being a creature of the animal and physical world to also the spiritual was a gift from God "even if it came at the end of a natural process of evolution," it said.
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but is called for in order to explain the presence of man's spirit"
And I wonder just what is that "spirit" he is talking about that none of the other higher primates were blessed with?
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SamCogar wrote:but is called for in order to explain the presence of man's spirit"
And I wonder just what is that "spirit" he is talking about that none of the other higher primates were blessed with?![]()
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This is a new twist on we descended from apes--this means that Adam's and Eve's parents were apes, i.e. subhumans!
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
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Armon Ayers wrote:SamCogar wrote:but is called for in order to explain the presence of man's spirit"
And I wonder just what is that "spirit" he is talking about that none of the other higher primates were blessed with?![]()
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This is a new twist on we descended from apes--this means that Adam's and Eve's parents were apes, i.e. subhumans!
AAAAAWWWW, silly man, ...... we are apes, ..... no decending required. To wit:
Apes are the members of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates, which includes humans. Under the current classification system there are two families of hominoids:
1. the family Hylobatidae consists of 4 genera and 13 species of gibbons, including the Lar Gibbon and the Siamang, collectively known as the "lesser apes"
2. the family Hominidae consisting of orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans, collectively known as the great apes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape
Us humans are also referred to as the "naked ape" and the "acquatic ape".
And the only "subhumans" there are, ........ are those humans that don't act as humans should be acting.
And there is sure as hell plenty of them.
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SamCogar wrote:
And the only "subhumans" there are, ........ are those humans that don't act as humans should be acting.
And there is sure as hell plenty of them.![]()
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Sam,
I just love your self-deprecating humor.
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
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A few weeks ago, the Vatican said that it is alright for Catholics to believe in ETs--"if there are ETs, then God created them." Really? "Created them?" Why didn't he use the monkey-business process on them, as well?
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
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Armon Ayers wrote:A few weeks ago, the Vatican said that it is alright for Catholics to believe in ETs--"if there are ETs, then God created them." Really? "Created them?" Why didn't he use the monkey-business process on them, as well?
WHAT, ....... you doubt that there are ET's?
My gawd man, ….. that is heretical is it not?
Why the Bible itself makes 3 or 4 references to ET's ...... and you have the audacity to question their existance.
Fer shame, ........ fer shame.
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SamCogar wrote:Armon Ayers wrote:A few weeks ago, the Vatican said that it is alright for Catholics to believe in ETs--"if there are ETs, then God created them." Really? "Created them?" Why didn't he use the monkey-business process on them, as well?
WHAT, ....... you doubt that there are ET's?
My gawd man, ….. that is heretical is it not?
Why the Bible itself makes 3 or 4 references to ET's ...... and you have the audacity to question their existance.
Fer shame, ........ fer shame.
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The only ETs mentioned in the Bible are Angels, Demons and the Son of God.
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
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SamCogar wrote:You don't do much reading through the Bible, do you?
Educate me.
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
Re: A monkey is the Pope's uncle.
Wouldn't that make the monkey the Pope's uncle, not the other way around?
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Stephanie wrote:Wouldn't that make the monkey the Pope's uncle, not the other way around?
Wouldn't that make the monkey ALL our uncles?
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Armon Ayers wrote:SamCogar wrote:You don't do much reading through the Bible, do you?
Educate me.
Armony, since I figure you will argue with anything I say if I don't cite a Book, Chapter, Verse reference ...... I will cite this url reference whereby someone has already provided many of said.
Here below I have extracted 7 of the many that are noted:
Spacecraft and Extraterrestrials in the Bible and History
http://www.sanandaseagles.com/pages/spacecraft_in_bible.html
2 SAMUEL 22:10 He bowed the heavens also, and came down; and darkness was under his feet. 11 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind.
2 KINGS 2:11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
2 KINGS 6:17 And Elisha prayed, and said, Lord, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the Lord opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
ISAIAH 60:8 Who are these that fly as a cloud, and as the doves to their windows
EZEKIEL 1:4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
ZECHARIAH 5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. 2 And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits.
REVELATION 10:1 And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:
Now Armony, if per chance you choose to critique those references, ........ be very, very, very careful about the verbiage you use.
I say that because such Bibllical text is either fact or fiction, inclusive.
Ya can't have it both ways, pickin n' choosin which ones ya want which way.
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SamCogar wrote:Armon Ayers wrote:SamCogar wrote:You don't do much reading through the Bible, do you?
Educate me.
Armony, since I figure you will argue with anything I say if I don't cite a Book, Chapter, Verse reference ...... I will cite this url reference whereby someone has already provided many of said.
Here below I have extracted 7 of the many that are noted:Spacecraft and Extraterrestrials in the Bible and History
http://www.sanandaseagles.com/pages/spacecraft_in_bible.html
2 SAMUEL 22:10 He bowed the heavens also, and came down; and darkness was under his feet. 11 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind.
2 KINGS 2:11 And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
2 KINGS 6:17 And Elisha prayed, and said, Lord, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the Lord opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
ISAIAH 60:8 Who are these that fly as a cloud, and as the doves to their windows
EZEKIEL 1:4 And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
ZECHARIAH 5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. 2 And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits.
REVELATION 10:1 And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:
Now Armony, if per chance you choose to critique those references, ........ be very, very, very careful about the verbiage you use.
I say that because such Bibllical text is either fact or fiction, inclusive.
Ya can't have it both ways, pickin n' choosin which ones ya want which way.
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So, are you saying that you believe the Bible?
Nothing is above my pay-grade.
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Armon, I assume by that reply that you have chosen not to continue discussing Biblical ET's any further. 



