History of the human race...in a nutshell.

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and
So was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
Human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it
Possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said
They developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about
My side of the family and your father told you about his.'

LOL

That was pretty good!