AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
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AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Keli Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:48 am
"JIHAD AGAINST THE PASTAFARIANS--CUT OFF THEIR MEATBALLS!," pontificates Terry Hagedorn, The AntePastor, "AntePastafarians came before Pastafarians!"
Won't you join me for AntePasta? Be a charter member--sign up now!
"Darwin is 97% Anus--the other 3% bmd!"
Last edited by Keli on Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:29 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by bmd Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:28 am
Keli wrote:"Darwin is 97% Asshole--the other 3% bmd!"
Oh, that hurt. I don't know how I'll carry on today.
Oh, the shame, the shame!!! A preacher has called me names. (Sniff, sniff...whimper, whimper)
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Feel better, Terry?
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Keli Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:34 am
bmd wrote:Keli wrote:"Darwin is 97% Asshole--the other 3% bmd!"
Oh, that hurt. I don't know how I'll carry on today.
Oh, the shame, the shame!!! A preacher has called me names. (Sniff, sniff...whimper, whimper)
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Feel better, Terry?
You Pastafarians! Can't take the heat? Stay out of the kitchen!
Keli- Number of posts : 3608
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:47 am
bmd wrote:Keli wrote:"Darwin is 97% Asshole--the other 3% bmd!"
Oh, that hurt. I don't know how I'll carry on today.
Oh, the shame, the shame!!! A preacher has called me names. (Sniff, sniff...whimper, whimper)
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Feel better, Terry?
Don't cry. Is there no solace in Pastafarianism?
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:17 am
AntePastafarians are green. Pastafarians use meat--BEEF! One of the worst sources of Global Warming gases--methane. AND, consider the carbon footprint behind cows--the processing, shipment and preparation of BEEF meatballs. That is why we hate Pastafarians! They are drowning polar bears.
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by bmd Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:20 pm
Yarrrr!!!!!!
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Stephanie Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:18 am
Have I entered the Twilight Zone or is that the NyQuil finally kicking in?
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Re: AntePastafarians declare jihad against infidel Pastafarians!
by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:26 am
Stephanie wrote:Have I entered the Twilight Zone or is that the NyQuil finally kicking in?
I think maybe that you got some bad linguine. ALL LINGUINE IS BAD! ALL PASTA IS BAD--ESPECIALLY WITH WHITE SAUCE!
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