Top Ten Signs You Are a Muslim Taliban

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Top Ten Signs You Are a Muslim Taliban

Post by Keli on Wed May 11, 2011 5:54 pm

Are You a Member of the Taliban? Here's Mo's Top Ten Countdown...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban ...

1. You wipe your behind with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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Re: Top Ten Signs You Are a Muslim Taliban

Post by Keli on Fri May 13, 2011 9:40 pm

Bacon bad. Beheading good?


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Re: Top Ten Signs You Are a Muslim Taliban

Post by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph on Sat May 14, 2011 11:15 am

They found porn videos in Osama bin Laden's bunker. Now, let's see, they stone a woman to death for getting raped--but, they beat the one eyed mullah while watching porn... Ala-awkbarf!

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-pornography-found-bin-laden-hideout-officials-162214194.html
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