Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan:

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Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan:

Post by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph on Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:21 pm


Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan:

1. Hell has never run a deficit.

2. Satan, whatever his other manifest evils, has never voted present.

3. Satan resides in Hell and Obama resides in Washington, D.C. (A small difference I concede.).

4. Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is King.

5. Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog.

6. Satan has never used a teleprompter as far as I know.

7. The people of the United States have never elected Satan as President, although if God were running as a Republican and Satan as a Democrat, I would not like Godís chances.

8. Satan has never attempted to have the Bible believing Christians pay for birth control.

9. Satan gets more positive coverage in the Mainstream Media than the Republican party.

10.Satan does not have a taste-tester.


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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan:

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