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Post by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:05 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america



Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

Muslims are good environmentalists! They lead the way in toilet environmentalism:

WIKIPEDIA

: # After relieving oneself it is essential to perform Istinjaa (washing with water) of the anus and/or genitals with the left hand and water. The precise mode of performing Istinjaa has also been defined by religious leaders: "If Istinjaa is being done on a hot day, then the person should start from the front to the back and then from the back to the front and the third time from the front to the back. If Istinjaa is being done on a cold day, then he should begin from the back to the front. After wiping, he should wash his hand first and then he should cleanse himself with two fingers and three fingers if necessary together with ‘pouring’ water. When using the two fingers, one should keep the middle finger in front and the ring and index finger behind it. After beginning with the fingers in this position, he should bring the ring finger forward and rub with the middle finger and ring finger. Thereafter, he will wipe with the index finger, if necessary. He should continue until all the impurity and smell is removed. The left over water after Istinjaa is paak only if there is no impurity in it." (Mufti Ebrahim Desai) And further: "To wash the orifice with water, even though no filth is stuck to it after relieving oneself, is desirable. If the filth is sticking to it (less than a Dirham or equal to it) then the use of water is 'Sunnah' (optional) and in the case the filth stuck to the orifice is more than a Dirham then its washing with the water is 'Fard'. (obligatory)" Islamic Academy

# Other than the left hand Istinjaa can be performed with earth, grit, stones and worn-out cloths provided they are all clean. It is forbidden to perform Istinyaa with bone, any edible item, dry dung, fish heads, baked brick, potsherd, coal, fodder, writing paper and anything which has even a small value.

# When leaving the toilet one should also say a prayer, "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."


IF there is a big stink, then you should stand at the door and say, "MOHAMMAD SAYS, 'I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE!'"


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Post by ziggy Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:12 pm

It is forbidden to perform Istinyaa with bone, any edible item, dry dung, fish heads, baked brick, potsherd, coal, fodder, writing paper and anything which has even a small value.

Fortunately for impoverished hillbillies, it appears that corncobs are still OK.
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Post by Keli Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:13 pm

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Post by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:22 pm

http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/bottom_reached#49803

“Natural living” advocates unveil their latest planet-saving invention - the reusable toilet wipe.


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Post by Keli Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:55 pm

Armon Ayers wrote:http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/bottom_reached#49803

“Natural living” advocates unveil their latest planet-saving invention - the reusable toilet wipe.


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Are those oven doilies?
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