Coca-Cola Warns Green Taxes Could Cut Its Profits By 50%

Coca-Cola Warns Green Taxes Could Cut Its Profits By 50%
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 12-12-2009 | Rowena Mason

Coca-Cola and Unilever have warned that their profits could halve over the next decade unless they reduce their emissions, as business leaders in Copenhagen called for a global fixed price on carbon dioxide

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That is why all carbonated soft drinks should be sold in a plastic bottle in which a belch or fart of CO2 can be safely disposed of in a container that will take 2000 years to dissolve. (Every bottle should have a twenty-five cent deposit on it to insure that the customer properly dispose of belched or farted CO2.)