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Egyptian Cleric: If You Don't Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn, Satan Will Urinate in Your Mouth
MEMRI/al Jazerra 11-3-10

Video at the link, with other behavior tips. http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/2664.htm

What if you cut off someone's head and they are yawning, Imam? Would that be Halal or Haram?

That's why you have such a bad taste in your mouth when you wake up! Honest! I'd swear on a stack of Korans!

You are obsessed. You need help.

Stephanie wrote:You are obsessed. You need help.

Do you know a good Imam?

I don't really have that much of a grasp on Salafism, but it (the yawning thing) strikes me as a bit of advice altogether unlikely to help.

This conversation is causing me to yawn.

ziggy wrote:This conversation is causing me to yawn.

Good. It couldn't happen to a better guy.

Good. It couldn't happen to a better guy.

Are all christians as hateful as you? Is it just Baptists? Perhaps just Baptist preachers?

Scratch it. I don't really care.

TerryRC wrote:Good. It couldn't happen to a better guy.

Are all christians as hateful as you? Is it just Baptists? Perhaps just Baptist preachers?

Scratch it. I don't really care.

Galatians 4:16

As we have seen, you rarely use the truth, only your uninformed opinions.

Also, the Devil can quote Scripture.

TerryRC wrote:As we have seen, you rarely use the truth, only your uninformed opinions.

Also, the Devil can quote Scripture.

Also, the Devil can quote that the Devil can quote.

Also, the Devil can quote that the Devil can quote.

You never answered the the question about hatin'.

You said that getting urinated on by Satan couldn't happen to a better person (Ziggy).

I just wanted to know if that hateful attitude was common among you folk.

I understand that you may be too embarrassed to answer... .

TerryRC wrote:Also, the Devil can quote that the Devil can quote.

You never answered the the question about hatin'.

You said that getting urinated on by Satan couldn't happen to a better person (Ziggy).

I just wanted to know if that hateful attitude was common among you folk.

I understand that you may be too embarrassed to answer... .

I was talking about Ziggy's yawn meaning he would have a good night's sleep--and an extra hour at that! I don't believe that the Devil urinates in a yawning mouth...do you?

I was talking about Ziggy's yawn meaning he would have a good night's sleep--and an extra hour at that! I don't believe that the Devil urinates in a yawning mouth...do you?

That is what I mean about you. You will say something hateful and then say you were joking.

Hate wit. Legal but unchristian.

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TerryRC wrote:Good. It couldn't happen to a better guy.

Are all christians as hateful as you? Is it just Baptists? Perhaps just Baptist preachers?

Scratch it. I don't really care.

TerryRC,

I reckon Ole Zig got a giggle out of Terry H's statement. Had I been zinged like that I would have given a hearty touche.

Meanwhile, I think I'm going to go find an atheist looking for a roommate so I can have Bible studies in his living room.

I reckon Ole Zig got a giggle out of Terry H's statement. Had I been zinged like that I would have given a hearty touche.

I figure Zig knew he was setting himself up. Terry H., predictably, went for it.

Do you think he would have said the same if you or Willy had made the same statement as Zig? I, for one, highly doubt it.

It just goes to show... .

You haven't seen OC poke at Terry on these forums? I have. See the penguin gag.

Get over yourself.

I don't believe for even a moment Terry H hates Ziggy. I do believe the ole Zigster has tougher skin than that.

Armon Ayers wrote:

ziggy wrote:This conversation is causing me to yawn.

Good. It couldn't happen to a better guy.

OK.

The next time Terry posts something hateful (and he will) we all will just laugh it off.

Terry and I have been back and forth at each other for more than 10 years. Ms. Ziggy and I have been back and forth at each other for more than 40 years. I have survived both by not taking any of us- and most of all myself- all that seriously. Life is too short to take deadly serious.

Life is too short to take deadly serious.

Agreed. I just hate to see vileness passed off as a witticism.