Mutually Exclusive Terms

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1339593/Deep-fried-turkey-The-scariest-way-cook-festive-bird.html

An English chef says that deep-frying a turkey "in U.S., the land of the morbidly obese," is common. The only thing odd about the story is the mutual exclusivity of the terms "English chef". Aren't these the folks who heat up beef fat and call it Yorkshire pudding? This guy needs a couple double bacon cheeseburgers and a caffeinated alcoholic beverage.

lol!

DUH, and their Fish n' Chips are cooked how?

DUH, and their Fish n' Chips are cooked how?

Like most English gruel, most foul. Ever seen two bonkers and a mash? It's bad stuff. That's why they're drinking pints all the time - to help them forget how bad the food is!

The chef is correct that Americans are morbidly obese. To corrupt a line from Winston Churchhill, however, WE can always go on a diet, but the chef will always be British!

classic! When I was a student we hoped our professors would be ten minutes late so that we could walk out. I'd gladly wait the ten minutes hoping you'd show, Sheik!