Nine Question Quiz to Match You to Your Ideal Republican

http://reason.com/quiz/GOP2011/match

Me? Gingrich.

Me? Cain

Me Tarzan.

Mine was Michelle Bachman. I'm a little surprised, but I reckon it is in my desire to put more and more issues on the state's shoulders, the idea from (ironically) Justice Brandeis that states should be "laboratories of democracy."

Be careful, Sheik. They'll brand you a "states rights" guy and imply that you're a racist.

Gary Johnson

Me? Cain.

No, Keli. You're stuck with your Tarzan vote.

ohio county wrote:No, Keli. You're stuck with your Tarzan vote.

Oong-gal-wa! Joo-joo, bwana! Joo-joo!

So who do you think I got?

Stephanie wrote:So who do you think I got?

You, Pat Paulsen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsU8_DSmlXY&feature=related

lol

ohio county wrote:Be careful, Sheik. They'll brand you a "states rights" guy and imply that you're a racist.

I am a states' rights guy but so far no one has called me a racist, except my dad (ironicalliy) once many moons ago. If I were running for office I'm sure a lot of folks would call me a lot of things, except, of course, "electable."

ditto.

I'd not only vote for you both, I'd do some campaign grunt work.

I'm up to two votes! Hope and change, 2016!

Or perhaps my campaign slogan will be "Fear and Stagnation." Hope and Change were already taken.

I do not believe that "hope" or "change" will be positive words in this election cycle. "Change", maybe. But it won't be a change that Obama will embrace. In fact, it will have to do with firing him.

If you announce now you can tap into the "anybody but Romney" groundswell. Until you experience brain freeze I would expect you to enjoy frontrunner status. May I suggest you re-work that "Fear and stagnation" meme?

Well Obama has filled me with hope I did not previously had--hope that our next president will be an improvement. I have no interest whatsoever in any elected office beyond the county level, but if for some reason I were so egomaniacal as to believe I could be President, would you be willing to find someone to sexually harass me, as a sort of preemptive strike?

Instead of "hope and change," I'm going to go with "I'm the victim!"