Pooper Scoopers in Heaven?

by Keli Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:56 am

To the Editor:

First it was that all atheists can go to Heaven. Then it was that
communist economics is Biblical. Furthermore, he and the church believes
theistic evolution--"God is not a magician." (God made everything, then
everything made everything.) The church needs to dialogue about the
Sacrament of Marriage concerning divorce and unnatural marriage. Basically,
the church has become RC-Lite and "all things to all sheeple."

Now, he says that all dogs go to Heaven! What about other pets? Cat
fanciers are being rubbed the wrong way! Rumors are that the Rev. "Meow"
Sharpton plans to protest that "Roamin' Cat'lics are pets too" and should not
be barred from Heaven!"

Pooper Scoopers in Heaven?
Pastor Terry K. Hagedorn
Calvary Baptist Church
PO Box 282 Reedsville, WV
Ph. 304-864-3870
MOUNTAIN MANNA, 96.7 FM, Sundays 9:30am
http://mountainmanna.com
"Pointing Mountaineers to Mount Calvary."