Drudge: HEATH LEDGER OSCAR-BOUND?...

Isn't he dead?

You know, I had kind of thought perhaps you might move on to George Carlin.

Carlin will be missed. I saw him in person twice at the Warwick Musical Theater in RI. He was hilarious, of course.

Stephanie wrote:You know, I had kind of thought perhaps you might move on to George Carlin.

Carlin will be missed. I saw him in person twice at the Warwick Musical Theater in RI. He was hilarious, of course.

CARLIN"S DEAD?

Unfortunately, he died a few days ago of heart failure. He was 71.

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