A George Carlin tribute on this holiday

Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines
With billboard signs,
From sea to oily sea."

~George Carlin

"Look at how stupid the average American is. Then think about the fact that half of them are dumber than that...".

I'll miss ye', George. If there is a heaven, I hope you are there giving ultra-conservatives a case of the ass.