Suppose they gave a Global Warming and...

the weather did not cooperate?

LONDON (Reuters) - The first half of 2008 was the coolest for at least five years, the World Meteorological Organisation (WMO) said on Wednesday.

I'm partially to blame. My hair has thinned considerably and I no longer use any hairspray.

SheikBen wrote:I'm partially to blame. My hair has thinned considerably and I no longer use any hairspray.

I know what you mean. At first mine turned gray...then it turned loose.

Hair?

I vaguely remember that.

Hair? I still have lots of it.

It comes from living a good, clean and liberally moral lifestyle !!

Do you mean to tell me that if I became a liberal my hair would stop falling out?

Oh yes, dear Stephanie. Liberals are some of the most hair-raising bunch around.

Stephanie wrote:Do you mean to tell me that if I became a liberal my hair would stop falling out?

I think that Ziggy is talking about nose hair, armpit hair and pubic hair.

My back's hair rivals Mufasa himself. It just adds insult to injury that my hair is THERE.

My brother, on the other hand, has the sweater plus shoulder pads. Caliente!

lmao

My husband has blond hair but is like a gorilla. Anybody know the song "Ape Man" by the Kinks? I told him long ago that is his song! Now he's 30, covered with fur and going bald! Life can be so unfair.

Stephanie wrote:lmao

My husband has blond hair but is like a gorilla. Anybody know the song "Ape Man" by the Kinks? I told him long ago that is his song! Now he's 30, covered with fur and going bald! Life can be so unfair.

Do you mean he is like a balding Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine?

lol

No Rogaine, that stuff can't possibly be good for ya.