OMAR AND AHMED PLAN THE NEXT ATTACK

MAY ALLAH BESTOW HIS BLESSINGS ON HUSSEIN!

“Well, Omar, when do we attack–before, during, or after Obama becomes their leader?”

“Ahmed, again I say, why do we attack, at all? Do we not have an ally now in the belly of the beast? Do we want to anger Obama, one of our own?”

“Omar, Omar, Omar, when will you learn? The Great Satan is still the Great Satan and that will never change! By Allah, you can be as dumb as my third wife sometimes!”

“You insult me at your peril, Omar. It is not I who is the stupid one. Is it not true that the Hilderbeast may become their foreign minister…”

“They call it the State Department, Sheikh Camel Breath…”

“Let us not argue, Omar, my brother. Let us plan. That Bushman will soon be gone and the Blessed One will conduct the war against us.”

(Both laugh.)

“Yes, Ahmed, this is true. Then I suggest we act soon so that we can teach the Blessed One that he should not act in haste after his crowning.”...

Keli wrote:

Barack Obama is being given ominous advice from leaders on both sides of the Atlantic to brace himself for an early assault from terrorists.

General Michael Hayden, director of the CIA, this week acknowledged that there were dangers during a presidential transition when new officials were coming in and getting accustomed to the challenges. But he added that no “real or artificial spike” in intercepted transmissions from terror suspects had been detected.

Barack Obama is being given ominous advice from leaders on both sides of the Atlantic to brace himself for an early assault from terrorists.

ziggy wrote:

Barack Obama is being given ominous advice from leaders on both sides of the Atlantic to brace himself for an early assault from terrorists.

Well, at least he couldn't "brace himself" any less than Bush did despite all those pre-9/11 warnings.

Albright said “Believe me, if we had been offered Osama bin Laden, then that offer would have been taken up. And I think what’s been very hard is kind of a misstatement of a lot of facts on that.”