Reid: We won't smell the tourists anymore
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Reid: We won't smell the tourists anymore
Reid: We won't smell the tourists anymore
By Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin
Couldn't a few porta-potties in the plaza and a bottle of Febreeze for all 535 in Congress have been cheaper. $621 million here and $621 million there--and after a while you're talking BIG money! (PLUS, a fox always smells his own hole first, Harry.)
By Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin
The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won't offend them with their B.O. anymore.
"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks. "In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true."
But it's no longer going to be true, noted Reid, thanks to the air conditioned, indoor space.
And that's not all. "We have many bathrooms here, as you can see," Reid continued. "Souvenirs are available."
$621 million well spent.
Couldn't a few porta-potties in the plaza and a bottle of Febreeze for all 535 in Congress have been cheaper. $621 million here and $621 million there--and after a while you're talking BIG money! (PLUS, a fox always smells his own hole first, Harry.)
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