Barack Fitzgerald Obama and Tonto Go Camping

Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo Sabie, look towards sky, what you see?"

Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it telling you, Tonto?"

Tonto says, "You dumb politician. It mean someone stole tent."

Pretty good one. I've heard it before. I had to put it on facebook for a few guys on there.

Aaron wrote:Pretty good one. I've heard it before. I had to put it on facebook for a few guys on there.

I originally heard it as a Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson joke.