Taliban trains 'monkey terrorists' to attack U.S. troops

Taliban trains 'monkey terrorists' to attack U.S. troops
http://chinamatters.blogspot.com/2010/07/taliban-trains-monkey-terrorists.html

Afghanistan's Taliban warlords have developed a bizarre way to deal with foreign forces: they have trained monkeys who love to eat bananas and peanuts to be killers.

Taliban forces have taught monkeys how to use the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. They also teach them how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms.

However, the monkeys should be easy for GIs to identify: the male monkeys will wear turbans and the female monkeys will wear burqas. (I know some monkeys at the zoo in need of an honor killing.)

I hope GIs train goats to give the Taliban syphilis.