Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
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Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
by Keli Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:55 pm
Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
10. Fashion Tip: Burberry flea collar!
09. Use some of Dave's millions for cosmetics.
08. As a public service, have your tubes tied.
07. Continue to hide husband's glasses.
06. Remind husband that beautiful women have more germs.
05. Redact "Maximum Thigh Size" from pre-nup.
04. To appear more attractive have show book Helen Thomas & Sandra Bernhard.
03. Discourage divorce talk by occasionally "losing" child.
02. Demand Dave fire crew member who gave you "Best of Breed" t-shirt.
01. To ensure marriage longevity...keep husband sedated!
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Re: Top Ten Suggestions For Letterman's Wife
by Keli Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:38 pm
Rectum? Darned near killed him!
Keli- Number of posts : 3608
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