Top Ten Signs You Are An Atheist

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, “kill innocent people and yourself if you love me.” Jesus Christ said, “I’ll die for you because I love you”).

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn’t the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. *Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

Th, that wasn't one of your better exposés.

I don't agree with everything Keli wrote, but I do agree with a lot of it, Sam. An awful lot of atheists are extremely intolerant of the views of others. Some do a little frothing at the mouth themselves. I hope my children never get that way, but I'm beginning to see signs of it in my Katie. I'm not sure if that's because of college or the boyfriend or what but I have such little influence with her any more (if any at all) I see little I can do about it.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

*bump*

Evidently, some intolerance, judgmentalism, hatefulness and name calling is copacetic. One would expect more from secular humanist atheists.

Keli,

Hypocrisy is evident in the human race, and I don't think any of us live up to God's standard, or even our own. That being said, I am annoyed by the intolerance of the "tolerant."

I obviously think atheists are wrong, and wrong in the manner which will prove very injurious to them in eternity. Yet I find many of them to be good neighbors, students, friends, etc. Similarly, there are people I quite expect to be living eternally with Jesus who I hope are not my neighbors in eternity.


The spiritually dead cannot be expected to write magnum opuses that make much sense to those who are alive. At the same time, I do not see the value in trying to outpee a skunk. The world can be expected to hate Christians as per Jesus' statement. If we find that folks are too comfortable with us, THAT is the problem.

Stephanie wrote:I don't agree with everything Keli wrote, but I do agree with a lot of it, Sam. An awful lot of atheists are extremely intolerant of the views of others. Some do a little frothing at the mouth themselves. I hope my children never get that way, but I'm beginning to see signs of it in my Katie. I'm not sure if that's because of college or the boyfriend or what but I have such little influence with her any more (if any at all) I see little I can do about it.

Young adults are always the most radical, in whichever direction they happen, ideologically, religiously, politically, to be headed.
Aristotle pegged them well as people for whom passions are excited because they have energy the rest of us lack to devote to them.

She sure has a lot more energy than I do!