'08 McCain slogans

I normally try not to post too much partisan material but this made me about soil myself.

Bear in mind I will likely hold my nose and vote for McCain.

Possible McCain '08 slogans:



Because his prostate is bigger than yours!

Change? I gave my Change to my Grandkids! And they liked it!

Free Buffets for Seniors from 4-5pm except on Sundays!

Experience means you never have to admit you screwed up!

I've got more bombs than I need but not as many bombs as I want!

The Next Would Be President To Die of Old Age! I'm coming after you Bob Dole!

I sold out years ago so I can't do it now!

Sharing your values on my wife's private jet!

Lots of Lobbyists work for me but I don't work for Lobbyists...unless they're really hot!

They can break my arms. They can torture me. But they can't take away the Bush tax cuts that I opposed in 2001!

Victory in Iraq No Matter the Costs - Because I'm not senile or anything!

Iran You're Next! Why? Cuz I saw you on my lawn!

Agents of Intolerance I embrace you!

They may fix my old broken body but they will never find my mind!

Freedom is blowing stuff up for no reason!

fark You! It's my turn!

4 Years Only! I'm too old for this sh*t!