Thank you letter.

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr., and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he might have been having an extra-marital affair; and I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. I'd also like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.


Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

You know, Keli, I think BHO might be the best thing for this country. He can get elected, screw up matters by coddling terrorists and giving out empty platitudes, and then this country can get over its politically correct stupor.

I think a lot of good could come from either an effective Obama presidency or a disastrous one. It will silence the victicrats either way.

Doesn't mean I'm voting for him. Infanticide just pushes my buttons.....

SheikBen wrote:You know, Keli, I think BHO might be the best thing for this country. He can get elected, screw up matters by coddling terrorists and giving out empty platitudes, and then this country can get over its politically correct stupor.

I think a lot of good could come from either an effective Obama presidency or a disastrous one. It will silence the victicrats either way.

Doesn't mean I'm voting for him. Infanticide just pushes my buttons.....

Well said, Michael. It should be a little unnerving for you how much I agree with you. I know I would be if I were you! lol

Not unnerving at all, Steph. Not in the least. We got some "screamin' yankee" Sheiks outside of Atlantic City.

SheikBen wrote:...... and then this country can get over its politically correct stupor.

Right you are Michael.

I guarantee you it will take something "drastic" ..... to wake up the people and give them enough nerve to say .......... "Shut the hell up I don't want to hear it anymore, so quit spreading lies and rumors to further your agenda."




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