Proof he is Obamessiah:

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast (Hildebeast), the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep--and he plans to fleece them.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.