How do you plan to celebrate Obamessiah's coronation?

by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:25 pm

I plan to eat a bag of candy.

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by Keli Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:40 pm

by Keli Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:41 am

I plan to dance until dawn.

by **ohio county** Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:25 am

I plan to sleep until dawn.

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:52 am

Keli, you are shameless.

Hitler was a fascist. You accuse Obama of being a socialist (without offering any evidence, of course).

Which is it, is he a far right murderer or a far left assassin? Does your BS depend on which side of the bed you get up on?

by **SheikBen** Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:04 am

I will be celebrating his coronation by fearing for the nation. Then crying in the corner uncontrollably. Lastly, I will polish off a plate of chocolate chip pancakes and Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey, writing off the meal as a medical expense (mental health).

The next morning, I will move on with my life. Literally, to Belize.

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:15 am

I will be celebrating his coronation by fearing for the nation. Then crying in the corner uncontrollably. - Sheik

Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes. What madness is it to be expecting evil before it comes. - Seneca

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:15 am

The next morning, I will move on with my life. Literally, to Belize.

What are you, like six? Taking your toys and leaving?

by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:18 am

TerryRC wrote:The next morning, I will move on with my life. Literally, to Belize.

What are you, like six? Taking your toys and leaving?

Yeah...who do you think you are, SheikBen--Alec Baldwin?

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:22 am

Yeah...who do you think you are, SheikBen--Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin is an opinionated leftist douche.

What does that have to do with anything, however?

by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:24 am

TerryRC wrote:Yeah...who do you think you are, SheikBen--Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin is an opinionated leftist douche.

What does that have to do with anything, however?

Why not ask smart Alec why he didn't take his toys and leave like he promised when W was elected?

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:26 am

Why not ask smart Alec why he didn't take his toys and leave like he promised when W was elected?

Stick with it, preacher.

We are talking about Sheik, not Baldwin.

by sodbuster Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:07 am

Well Mike what part of Belize?

I am looking pretty hard at that myself.

by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:02 am

TerryRC wrote:
Why not ask smart Alec why he didn't take his toys and leave like he promised when W was elected?

Stick with it, preacher.

We are talking about Sheik, not Baldwin.

I think that Sheik was kidding...chill Terry.

by TerryRC Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:26 am

I think that Sheik was kidding...chill Terry.

So was I. I was also trying to make a point.

Since we are here, however, I wish that the people that agree with Palin's sentiments that some of us aren't "real Americans" would walk east until their hats float.

by **Stephanie** Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:16 pm

We're still considering Belize. LOL

by Aaron Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:05 pm

They closed my plant today. Perhaps we can all go together.

by **ohio county** Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:09 pm

I'm sorry to hear that, Aaron. You're a smart guy. You'll find something quick.

by Aaron Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:14 pm

I have options within the organization. My 15 guys, not so much. I'm considering taking the severence package, riding unemployment for a year (isn't that what Obama is going to be giving) and then becoming a beach bum. In Belize.

Or maybe I'll become a socialist and live off you guys for a while.

As I just found out less then 24 hours ago, I'm not sure what I'm going to do but the one person I don't worry too much about is me. Like you said, I'm fairly bright and besides, God takes care of drunks, dogs and fools. If I don't qualify on the last, perhaps I'll take up smelling butts or drinking...

by **ohio county** Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:24 pm

I'm 57. My boss told me to sell some scrap nickel and look for a package.

by **Stephanie** Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:45 pm

Holy crap, Aaron. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things work out for you and I hope the people in your plant find work soon.

by SFCraig Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:23 pm

That sucks. Look what happens when I step away!

I thought you were all rich and all that. Energy just reported big earnings so your stocks should be up.

by **SheikBen** Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:24 pm

TerryRC wrote:The next morning, I will move on with my life. Literally, to Belize.

What are you, like six? Taking your toys and leaving?

It was a joke, TerryRC. I was hoping it was obvious.

Oh well, I amused myself.

by Aaron Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:36 am

I am rich Craig. I have 4 wonderful, healthy happy boys who not only love me, they respect me and a dog that thinks I walk on water. Plus I get laid more then a married man without all the hassle.

How much more can a man want?

by TerryRC Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:52 am

Sorry, Aaron.

Take the unemployment for a little while. You've dumped enough cash into the system. 'Bout time you got some back.

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