What is the truest definition of Globalization?
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What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Keli Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:41 pm
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death!
Question : How come?
Answer :
Answer : Princess Diana's death!
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Maori (RMA),
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...
That, my friends, is Globalization!
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Maori (RMA),
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...
That, my friends, is Globalization!
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Aaron Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:10 pm
Do the illegals have drivers license?
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Keli Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:34 pm
Aaron wrote:Do the illegals have drivers license?
Yes...Canadian licenses.
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Stephanie Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:47 pm
I thought they got them at K-mart
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Keli Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:49 pm
Stephanie wrote:I thought they got them at K-mart
No. The Walmart in Gaza.
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Stephanie Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:06 pm
How do they get past the blockade?
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Keli Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:48 pm
Stephanie wrote:How do they get past the blockade?
Posing as el Zionistas?
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Stephanie Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:27 pm
Wow, those are some smart Mexicans! They know better to pose as UN drivers or relief workers. They get their asses shot off.
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Re: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
by Keli Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:33 am
Stephanie wrote:Wow, those are some smart Mexicans! They know better to pose as UN drivers or relief workers. They get their asses shot off.
Mexicanos don't need no steenkin' badges!
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