You might be Taliban if...
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You might be Taliban if...
by Keli Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:48 pm
You may be in the Taliban if.
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean".
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You think soiling the Koran insults Islam--but cutting a man's head off is a righteous deed.
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean".
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You think soiling the Koran insults Islam--but cutting a man's head off is a righteous deed.
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Re: You might be Taliban if...
by Keli Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:05 am
Newsbusters ^ | February 16, 2009 - 00:25 | Noel Sheppard
Allah akbar!
The owner of a cable TV network created to promote better understanding of Muslims in America was arrested in Orchard Park, New York, Thursday for beheading his wife. If you hadn't heard about this that wouldn't be a surprise for the story has been almost completely boycotted here in the states.
Allah akbar!
Keli- Number of posts : 3608
Age : 73
Location : Zarr Chasm, WV--between Flotsam and Belch on the Cheat River
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Re: You might be Taliban if...
by Ich bin Ala-awkbarph Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:01 am
AMISH TERRORISTS (Y/N)
LONDON (Reuters) - A gang of British Islamists plotted to cause deaths on an "almost unprecedented scale" by blowing up transatlantic airliners using bombs disguised in soft drink bottles, a London court heard on Tuesday.
The eight men were almost ready to execute their plan to simultaneously bring down seven aircraft in mid-air as they flew from London to the United States and Canada when they were arrested, Woolwich Crown Court was told.
"What these men intended to bring about was a violent and deadly statement of intent that would have truly global impact," prosecutor Peter Wright told jurors in the high security court.
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